Thursday Thunks

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1. Why the heck did you come back this week to do this meme? Uhhhhm. I don't actually know. Habit? Maybe I should stop?

2. Ever whiten your teeth? I've used the whitening strips twice...

3. Do you drive the speed limit? Yes, I follow the law, and have no tickets, thankyouverymuch.

4. Did the dog eat your homework? no, if I didn't do it I said so.

5. How many bites does it take to get to the center of a watermelon? Depends, are you just trying to reach the middle, or actually consume the whole thing? Are you starting from the end, or from around the middle?? I'm methodical and eat the whole thing, so it may take a while cause I eat from end to end, and not just in the middle.

6. Did you eat paint chips as a child? I don't think that was a concern in Canada, it's a fairly new country and not many of the houses on the western coast were old enough to have to worry about that sort of thing.

7. If someone rang your doorbell/knocked on your door at 1am, would you answer it? Yes, after looking out the window or peephole first.

8. "Amazingly Smooth" makes you think of what? My legs...after I shave them.

9. What was the last stupid thing someone said to you? (not counting this meme's questions) Shutup. I glared at them and refused to speak nicely to them for an hour or two afterwards. I'm childish that way...I don't tolerate being shit-talked to. It irks me.

10. Would you eat a stick of butter for $100? How about you pay me first and I'll eat it over the course of a week. Especially if I'm eating it with popcorn.

11. Find the nearest fabric tab, not counting your clothing you are wearing. What does it say the object is made of and where was it made? All new materials consisting of Urethane Foam Made in China. Damn...those Chinese ppl sure know how to make a good chair.

12. What is the strangest name you've ever heard someone name their child (or a person you met... however you want to answer it)? Chance. Who names their kid Chance??! LOL. Honestly. You have no idea how many times I'm forced to correct someone, and actually spell it out, or phrase it like "TAKE A CHANCE". Yes, it's Chance...not Chase, Chad, or Casey. C-H-A-N-C-E.

13. Why is some toilet paper really soft and others are really hard? Cause some people decided they needed really sofft stuff for their sensitive bums, and others preferred to know the job was being done right.