Thursday Thunks

1. You are walking down the road and you look down. There is a bug. Do you step on it? Nope, I try my hardest to avoid it cause if the kids spot it (you know they're walking with me) then they're gonna wanna stop and pick it up and toss it into whatever container I have on me to take it home with them.

2. What is one fantasy that you want to come true more than any other? World Peace, and an end to Global Warming.

3. Someone knocks on your door. Do you look out the window to see who it is before you open it? Do you open it regardless of who it is? Yes, I always look to see who it is, regardless of whether or not I'm expecting company, and I always open it.

4. Have you ever eaten Play Doh? Yup...tasted like hypothetical shit, I recall spitting it out.

5. What was your favorite Saturday morning cartoon as a child and why? I can't recall, honestly. I remember watching G.I. Joe, and Astro Boy, and He-Man & She-Ra, but I don't remember which was my fav.

6. Are you a "people watcher"? Yup, I'm deeply afraid of social situations. I'm always afraid I'm going to say something stupid...mainly because I usually do.

7. I have a bowl of fruit. There are apples, oranges & pears. You help yourself to one - which one do you choose? The apple. Oranges take forever to peel and who knows what shape my nails are in. I'm a cuticle chewer and anything stuck under my nails affects the taste of my fingers. Oh, and I don't care for the texture of pears.

8. What is your biggest pet peeve in the blogging world? Punctuation? I dunno, maybe spelling...but who am I to judge?

9. What is one religion that you could just never see yourself joining? Any of them really. I'm not a religious person. I believe in something, but I can't picture myself devoting myself to ONE religion cause there's too many to choose from, and I only want one little slice of each.
10. What word do you use far too often? Schmo, and Whatever

11. How long do you spend in the shower? not nearly short enough. I'd say anywhere between 10 and 30 minutes. It depends on what's slated for that shower day...do I shave? Do I have to be someplace in 20 minutes? Anyways, each time I shower I can picture how many fish I'm killing because I'm wasting all of their freshwater. Dramatic, I know.

12. If you were to write a personal ad about yourself, what would it say? Creative, intelligent, honest, and just looking for friends. Should I ever have the need to place a personal ad in my lifetime it won't be to look for a new "soul mate".

13. Your favorite flavor of soup is....? Mushroom

14. You are sitting on a bench in the park and a bug walks in front of your feet.... do you squash him? No, I lift my feet and wait to put them back down until he's passed and well out of scooting range.

Seriously...it's 5:15 in the morning. WTF is up with this insomnia baloney?? I can't sleep, TV is boring the hell out of me, and I've got a wicked headache. Today is gonna suck monkey nuts.