What Colour?

Haw Haw!
After I made a trmendous meal (I must say I'm quite pleased it only took 1 hour to make, pigs in a blanket, KD, and mashed potatoes) we were sitting at the table, and Chance and I were playing crib. Just as I was going to take a bite...Chance innocently looks up at me, and says "Am I White?"
ROTFLMAO
OMG, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time....could hardly breathe.
Of course...he was asking about his playing piece in the game...but it just looked so bloody classic, all I could respond with was..."Do I have to answer that honestly?"