Thursday Thunks

1. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses,
And all the king's men,
Couldn't put Humpty together again.

Why was Humpty Dumpty sitting on that wall? He was trying to escape the Poacher! *snigger*

2. If Mother Goose and Father Time had kids, what would they look like and what would they be named? I'm guessing they look like Jack & Jill.

3. Does Barbie have kankles? I'm not entirely certain she even has a joint there, so yes.

4. Have you ever been featured in a magazine? Nope (ok, a high school one once or twice), but the newspaper lots.

5. Did your parents keep a baby book for you? If so, how often have you looked through it? No, just photo albums that I pull out maybe once a year.

6. If someone dropped off a case of candy bars at your front door, what kind of candy bar would you want? (Berleen's question from Insanity Cafe.) Aero. I love them because they're milk chocolate and oh so bubbly, that they melt in your mouth.

7. Rub-a-dub-dub,
Three men in a tub,
And how do you think they got there? Maybe they're from San Francisco.
The butcher, the baker,
The candlestick-maker,
They all jumped out of a rotten potato,
'Twas enough to make a man stare.

What happened to the rotten potato? Further more, if they jumped out of a rotten potato, do you think they stink? I've never had the opportunity to smell a rotten potato, but when things rot they do tend to smell, so I guess so.