The ideas that go through his head...

Darius has been refusing his baths and showers because he wants to give himself a bath like the cats and dogs do. He says he wants to lick himself clean. I told him I though he'd have a bit of trouble getting behind his ears, and he said of course not, that's why he licks his hand!

Went to Gramma's this weekend (yipee!) and when we got there, D hopped out of the car, grabbed his two new plastic baseball bats from the car and stated, "I'm ready to go fishing mom"
I replied..."With your baseball bats??"
he says "Of course, I'm gonna kill em"
Scary...guess he's got the idea.