Holy Christ Almighty

Why Me?!

You know, I expect things to get hairy as a parent, but what, in a child's mind, makes them come up with the ideas that they come up with??

Today Darius got the bright idea to climb out of his window because he wanted to play outside. It was nap time, and as I usually try to let him put himself to sleep, I hadn't checked on him in a bit...and when I did to go to check on him his screen was out of his window and he was out of bed. I checked the house and Chance checked outside, which was where D was. Wandering round the yard in his socks and jogging suit. At least it's nice out.
God help me.

Guess it's time to re-arrange his room so his bed and any other climbing paraphenalia is away from the window. But there's only so many different combinations that we can have the furniture in there in.
Give me strength...